Paintings II
Wish fulfillment. Magic spells. Secret math. Suggestive shapes. Happy accidents. Repaired masterpieces. Ancient discoveries. Enlarged insects. And lots and lots of language. View over 700 paintings, in 19 Conceptual series.
Votive Void: A Wishing Well
These paintings of hallowed holes are embedded with the force to fulfill one wish requested by the rightful owner. Each painting is also accompanied by a unique video showing the ritual performed to empower the artwork. 70+ works in this series.
Can you solve the mathematical mystery of the universe? 70+ works in this series.
Literally allusive. 50 works in this series.
The alphabet, exploded. 70+ works in this series.
The grid, long the mainstay of Minimalist Art, hacked by a hooligan. 35+ works in the series.
What do you see? 40+ works in this series.
Rousseau writes: “In search of high-quality but inexpensive paper and canvas for my paintings, I ventured into a curios shop hidden away in the Lower East Side. The shopkeeper, a wizened Warholian warlock, said that if I would instead pay double the list price for some pre-colored canvas and paper that he’d kept sequestered away for a century, I’d be enchanted by something truly special. Intrigued, I agreed. He told me that to discover the wonder, I’d have to be sharp. And dig deep. Act all cutting-edge.
Back in my studio, I tried for weeks, then months, to unlock the secret, to no avail. Frustrated, I one day muttered a complex imprecation, furiously gashed the paper with a box cutter… and Lo! Out gurgled a color unlike any I’d ever seen, which spread whither it wanted across the surface, creating runic forms. The shop has since disappeared (the street, too!), and my supply of these ensorcelled surfaces, alas, is now running low. So I’m glad the ritual works almost every time: a foul-mouthed mantra, a slash and then behold: a magic slit from which miraculous hues ooze.”
How to make a modern masterpiece: 1) Make mess with food coloring; 2) Mop it up with paper towel; 3) Think up great title; 4) Welcome to museum wall!
Rousseau writes: “In the 1950s, some Italian artist named Lucio Fontana moved into my studio apartment in Greenwich Village, but it was too small, and he soon left, looking for more spatialism. But he left behind a stash of signed paintings, hidden beneath the foyer’s floorboards. I guess he ditched them because didn’t like them: They were all slashed. But I thought they were pretty good, and feeling bad for him, and in his memory, I decided to fix them up.”
A/K/A Sin Signs: Naughty/Knotty/Noted. 45+ works in this series.
Mantras from the monks of Mars. 125+ works in this series.
Placards for the best (fictional) bands playing live at the greatest (invented) bars, showing the (handcrafted) hand stamps given for re-entry. 45+ works in this series.
As if its perfect colors, in exemplary contrast, weren’t enough, the ladybug is also the ultimate artistic insect thanks to the infinitely variegated shapes of its spots. What does one see when you look up close, through a looking glass, at these creatures in all their glorious detail? Why, you get these paintings, of course! 20+ works in this series.
These incredibly rare and precious paintings, dated to around 1915 B.C.E., are widely believed to be the first abstract art ever created. Found preserved in a cave in the foothills of the Himalayas, we know the where and the when. But not the who, other than knowing, thanks to ideographic inscriptions, that they were created by a man. So for the identity of this artistic giant, we are left to ask: Kashmir Male: Which?
Unconventional colors. Seditious Shapes. Road rules for renegades. Non-Traditional Traffic Lights.
Colors so new and neat they needed to be named and numbered. 20+ works in this series.
Artistic love childs of mismatched/mashed-up series.
Need I say more? So Tacky.